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People will be driven to insanity, they'll run out into the streets and screaming, "It's not easy being green!!!" They'll run around singing and dancing the Macarena while eating hotdogs in hamburger buns and pecking at the ground like chickens although they are mooing like cows.

Then the next thing you know, they're jumping over moons and running off with spoons. After they've finished all of this, they'll suddenly stand dead still... crickets will chirp... then they'll start chanting, "We will survive..." while placing their foreheads on the ground. What a crazy world it will be...

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But, if you must escape before you face this horrible destiny, then...

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